These are some of the greatest tree planting quotes of all time!

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Here are some of the better quotes that we have come across over the years…

“Screef for show, plant for dough.”

“I bend over for 8 cents”

“Where’s my line?”

“You know what sucks more than planting trees? Replanting trees.”

“If poop is not flying out of your butt as soon as your pants go down, I’m sorry, but you do not have to shit bad enough.”

“No matter how well things are going, in this job you are only ever one day away from total disaster.”

“Tree planting is a lot like Disney land, except everything sucks!”

“I don’t care how high the tree price gets, this job still sucks”

“Tree Planters thrive on adversity.”

“Hurry up and wait”

This is the sound of your insanity: “Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz!”

“I don’t get out of bed for less than 12 cents a tree!”

“I love tree planting, but I hate planting trees.”

The 3 great lies of tree planting are “it flattens out at the top”, “I left a message on your answering machine” and “your cheque is in the mail”.

“Tree planting is a lot like Disneyland, except everything sucks!”

“Fuck it, I’m out”

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