These are some of the greatest tree planting quotes of all time. To add your submissions, email Info@tree-planter.com.

"Screef for show, plant for dough."

"I bend over for 8 cents"

"Where's my line?"

"Fuck Weyerhauser, I'm planting For Jesus."

Submitted by: Anonymous

"You know what sucks more than planting trees? Replanting trees."

Submitted by: Dan Marcotte 2007

"Yesterday I was a man, but today I am a soldier."

"But when will you be a Treeplanter?"

Submitted by: Dan Marcotte 2007

"Quit bitching, you ask me every day what the price is ..the answer is always: Never High Enough!"

Submitted by: Miriam Jakob

"If poop is not flying out of your asshole as soon as your pants go down, I'm sorry, but you do not have to shit bad enough."

Submitted by: Eman

"I've worked for a lot of bosses just like you."

A retort from a nut bar planter who had just been checked with 22 trees in his plot - a record.

Submitted by: Bob Ploss

"When I'm planting a tree I get a dime every time and its like BLING BLING!"

"When I'm riding in the helicopter its like BLING BLING!"

"Ignoring planting politics is like sticking your head in the ground instead of a tree."

Submitted by: Chris Talbot

“No matter how well things are going, in this job you are only ever one day away from total disaster.”

Submitted by: Alastair Hodges

"Tree planting is a lot like Disney land, except everything sucks!"

Submitted by: Piker

"Where is my line?" says the rookie.

"Take five steps left, it's right there!" A logical guess from a veteran partner.

"Thanks you!" says the rookie as he proceeds to plant a phantom line across the block.

Submitted by: Lee Keller

A conversation between Mark Oxer (Hiballer) and Talitha Kaethler (rookie) after a long day of planting…

Mark: “It’s not all about numbers. You have got to have fun.”

Talitha: “So you are saying that you had fun today?”

Mark: “I did not have fun.”

Submitted by: Aaron

"I don’t care how low the tree price gets, this job still sucks"

Submitted by: The Good Doctor

"Tree Planters thrive on adversity."

"I just want to break even and lose 10 pounds".

Submitted by: Scott Chisholm

The job is hard. But I can look out at twenty miles of forest and clearcut, lakes and rock face and say "This is my office"....and look into the bottom of a bottle at the end of the week and say "this is my vacation".

Submitted by: Wailingblend

"Hurry up and wait"

"Motivate the strong, Torture the weak"

"Brush your shoulders off"

"Fuck it, I'm out"

Submitted by: Jaded

This is the sound of your insanity: “Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz!”

Submitted by: Britt White

“I don’t get out of bed for less than 12 cents a tree!”

Submitted by: Loopy Lisa

“I love tree planting, but I hate planting trees.”

Submitted by: Michael Cheevers

"I'll rest in a rest home, till then I will plant from sun-up till sun-down" Quote from an interview, guy got hired.

Submitted by: Jo-Ben Barkey

"I decided to plant after a tree in our front yard got cut down, and we discovered a sad squirrel that had been living in the tree....I felt so bad that I knew what I had to do this summer" quote from an interview, guy did not get hired.

Submitted by: Jo-Ben Barkey

The 3 great lies of tree planting are “it flattens out at the top”, “I left a message on your answering machine” and “your cheque is in the mail”.

Submitted by: Daleks